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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 06:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

It sounds like WWE has an explosive angle planned for SmackDown - Cageside Seats

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

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Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

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So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good